Top 10 Googled Women

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We’re all familiar with Google. It serves as the number one search engine on the internet and assists all of us daily in finding what we need. So what is it that we all need? Well, according to the search engine powerhouse, we need girls.

Though no one can deny the millions of productive uses the internet holds, by and far, it’s largest universal use is delivering beautiful women to ever growing HD LCD monitors. You may think it’s disgusting, but loving women is not only man’s most natural instinct, but the single most important piece to the existence of our race.

Throughout the millions and millions of searches for women on Google, 10 lovely ladies top the charts. Let’s get started.

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10. Shakira

Born Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll, Shakira is a singer & dancer that is often recognized for her unique belly dancing abilities. Shakira has won 2 Grammys, 7 Latin Grammys, 12 Billboard Latin Music Awards and has been nominated for a a Golden Globe. She’s also the highest selling Columbian artist of all time having sold over 50 million albums worldwide.

Shakira on Wiki
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9. Avril Lavigne

Canadian Lavigne was an early bloomer having signed her first recording contract at only 16. Avril not only sells multi platinum albums, in 2008 she also spread her entrepreneurial wings and began Abbey Dawn, a clothing line designed by Avril herself and named after her childhood nickname.

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8. Paris Hilton

A born wealthy socialite that seems to force the media’s attention to herself anytime we seem to forget, Paris first found world-wide attention in 2003 when her private sex tape was stolen and sold online titled A Night in Paris. Paris is great-granddaughter of Conrad Hilton who founded Hilton Hotels.

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7. Miley Cyrus

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Born Destiny Ray Cyrus to Country artist Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley broke into the world, not unlike number 6, through Disney.

Playing undercover super star Hannah Montanna, Miley starred in the Disney Channels Hannah Montanna television program, as well as a feature fil of the same name.

Miley eventually began pursuing a solo carreer outside of Disney in 2007 but not without a boost from her alter ego.  Miley doubled performed as herself and Hanah and took to the streets to perform a world tour which eventually became the feature film concert Hannah Monatanna & Miley Cyrus: The Best of Both Worlds.

Miley has recently began trying to shake her youthful Disney reputation to cultivate a more adult image with 2009 release of The Time of Our Lives.

Judging by this photo, Miley is well on her way to shaking that teeny popper image.

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6. Britney Spears

Another Disney Channel star, Britney has had no problem shaking her childhood image. Debuting on the Mickey Mouse Club in 1992 at the age of 10, Britney took a short break from the spotlight till releasing Oops, I did it Again in 1999 and has had little time away from the media ever since. Between releasing hit albums, kissing superstars like Madonna (number 3) on stage, partying with socialites such as Paris Hilton (number 8), “accidentally” exposing herself to paparazzi, struggling to keep custody of her children, marriages, annulments, divorces, lawsuits… It’s Britney Bitch.

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5. Rihanna

Another woman who embraced the road to stardom at a young age, Rihanna, moved to the U.S and signed with Def Jam Recordings at 16. In 2007, Rihanna took home World Music Awards for World’s Best-Selling Pop Female Artist and Female Entertainer of the Year, as well as the 2008 American Music Awards for Favorite Soul/R&B Female Artist and Favorite Pop/Rock Female Artist.

Rihanna on Wiki
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4. Beyonce

The Beautiful Beyonce. To me, she drips with the epic scent of musical legend. And that’s a lot coming from someone who doesn’t listen to any Hip Hop at all. From her debut with Destiny’s Child I could see her standing alone, In fact, I’m going to go on record now and say that Beyonce is here to stay, even long after she’s gone. I guess only time will tell.

Beyonce on Wiki
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3. Madonna

I decided that although she’s not No 1, Modanna still qualifies for a second picture.
If not for the shear legend of her existance, than at least to show how chameleon like this chic’s
life has been. Talk about identity issues.

Who would have ever thought that this girl was destine to become one of the most recognized names in music history? Even after Madonna achieved success she seemed to throw it away with trashy movies and building a less than innocent reputation. Even after all the media, all the scandals and tabloids, today, Madonna has somehow become very classy, still very attractive (and she’s over 50!), become a philanthropist and still makes great music. What an amazing life.

Madonna on Wiki
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2. Kesha

I have to be honest here, before compiling this list, I had never heard of Kesha. Granted this sort of music isn’t really to my taste, I still was surprised that I had never heard of her. I even listened to several songs to see if there was something I recognized. Nothing. So uh, Her name’s Kesha, she sings songs and apparently is the No. 2 searched for girl on Google. Really?

Kesha on Wiki
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1. Lady Gaga

Hmm. Not really sure what to say here. I have to say that I’m a bit surprised by this.
Taking Hip Hop, dance clubs and media attention by storm, Lady Gaga tops the list. You, my friends are staring at who has been oogled through Google more than any other girl. I can’t pin point if it’s the sex appeal, the musical talent or the meat dress, but whatever it is, the world wants to know more about and see more Lady Gaga. I for one am very interested to know where her career takes her or maybe more appropriately, where she takes her career. She may seem like a bizarre fad but I’m going out on a limb and saying Gaga is in the midst of crafting this persona. It all just seems a bit more designed than spontaneous. I’m just saying, I bet she’s proud of her IQ scores. Just a hunch.

The meat dress

Lady Gaga on Wiki
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That’s it! The top ten Googled Girls list. After completing this list there are a few things that I’d like to point out. A list within a list if you will.

1. Singers rock. 9 of the 10 are in the music industry. This is very impressive. I began the post stating that men are destined to search for women online, but as it turns out we look for talented women first. Way to go guys.

2. One name chic’s are hot. 6 of the 10 are commonly represented by just one name.

3. Porn stars are not. 0 out of 10 are porn stars, sex pots, super models etc. I was pretty surprised by this.

4. Age matters. The youngest on the list is 17, the oldest is 52 (Madonna is 24 years older than the average age on this list, way to stay on top!). The average age is 28.

5. No one likes Asians and red heads. I didn’t make the results, I just reported them. Just saying, none made the cut.

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So you want to top the most sought after girls in the world? Here’s the plan. You need to be an attractive, likely blond (or brunette, but only if you have dark skin), pop singer. You should be named something unique or at least be willing to change your first name and drop your last. Finally you should be in your mid to late twenties and you probably shouldn’t be a slut. At least not in public (although there are exceptions).  Oh, and move your body, most of our girls are dancers and know how to shake it.

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